Diary Entry No. 10.14c
Pride Of My Front Lawn

10-14-01

Hey Labamba is on. Not bad. Lou Diamond Phillips at HIS BEST. But that's not what I'm here to talk about right now. I'm here to talk about this new porta-potty I got on my front lawn. It's best damn porta-potty I've ever seen, I say. And it's the only one on the block. If you want to use my porta-potty, you better hold it pal. I don't buy these things for the neighborhood filth. Not on my front lawn. This is purely for private use only, and showing up the neighbors. My neighbor, Bob G. (Kenny G's less-successful brother) once bought a yacht and put it on his front lawn. He thought he was the shit. That son of a bitch. Doesn't matter I broke into his house and stole his family rare-artifacts. So it's cool. If I catch him in my porta-potty though, that wont be cool. That's exactly the sort of thing I've been waiting for...