Diary Entry No. 3.13c
Robot Frank On Battle-Bots

03-13-01

Someday, when I'm on Battle-Bots I'm going to be crowned World Champion. I've been waiting for some kind of Ultimate Fighting Championships that they would let me into.. And it looks like this is as close as I'm going to get. My plan, which as far as I can tell is flawless, is to go in there with a shovel (as my weapon.) When the little robots come near me, I'll flip them over. And then I'll proceed to bash them with a shovel. The only thing I will have to worry about is walking over a kill saw or something by accident. My great uncle was ironically killed by a kill saw, so I will not dishonor his memory and fall victim to their power of making you forget to not step on them. Like so many have done in the past... Ideally, I'd like to fight Robot Ron on Battle-Bots. I've always wanted to battle him to the death, and I'd especially love to do it on cable television. That would make it so much better. I'd tear his head off and throw it at the plexiglass. Then I'd pull out all his circuits and throw them all over. That's EXACTLY what I'd do! Please forward my wish to do this onto Bill Nye, or just anyone else that can help fulfill my dream on the show.