Diary Entry No. 4.18c|
Bob G Calls The Police, I Hide In Tree.
Last night my neighbor Bob G (Kenny G's worthless brother) called the
police on me. I was hiding up in one of his trees over his house. I didn't
realize he knew I was in there. I thought I played it real cool. That
paranoid fuck. So here I am trying to act like I'm not in a tree while
police are shining flashlights up on me discussing with each other what
they see. "Is it some kind of monster beast?" "No Luitenant, I believe
it's an angry robot." "Well I'llllll be." Eventually I jumped out and
gave them each a robotic spin kick to the face, then I ran behind another
neighbors house (to lose them). After that I went home and watched a
little television. Nothing good was on, as usual. So I just watched one
of my special olympics videos I bought. I got it on eBay.
Item 4742429894: L@@K*RARE* SPECIAL OLYPMICS VHS! FUNNY!!@LOL@(NO RESERVE!)