Diary Entry No. 4.18c
Bob G Calls The Police, I Hide In Tree.

04-18-01

Last night my neighbor Bob G (Kenny G's worthless brother) called the police on me. I was hiding up in one of his trees over his house. I didn't realize he knew I was in there. I thought I played it real cool. That paranoid fuck. So here I am trying to act like I'm not in a tree while police are shining flashlights up on me discussing with each other what they see. "Is it some kind of monster beast?" "No Luitenant, I believe it's an angry robot." "Well I'llllll be." Eventually I jumped out and gave them each a robotic spin kick to the face, then I ran behind another neighbors house (to lose them). After that I went home and watched a little television. Nothing good was on, as usual. So I just watched one of my special olympics videos I bought. I got it on eBay.
Item 4742429894: L@@K*RARE* SPECIAL OLYPMICS VHS! FUNNY!!@LOL@(NO RESERVE!)