Diary Entry No. 4.24c
Ron's Impressionable Mind.

04-24-01

Robot Ron joined the marines today. I think he was inspired by that Cuba Gooding Jr. commercial. This kind of reminds me of the time Robot Ron thought he was on the swat team because of some new jacket he got. He swept into the Dress Barn and beat the crap out of everyone inside. Then he ran into the CD Warehouse and played all their video games on display. An odd twist of plot. He was put away in prison for three weeks. He said while there he met the Snoop Dog and Christian Slater, both of which were very curtious and polite. Marion Barry on the other hand, was an asshole. Him and Rick James. They both will not be receiving Christmas cards from Robot Ron OR ME this year.