Diary Entry No. 5.8c
More Jokes About Midgets


I saw an ad in the paper for midgets! Finally! I am getting 3 to dance on my roof for 3 hours every Saturday. I'll need to get some more decorations to go with this spectacle. I'm thinking a colony of garden gnomes. Maybe some leprechauns. And an Easter Bunny too, that'd be a nice touch. So everyone in the West Milton Tri-City area, come on down on Saturdays. Admission is 5 dollars adults, 7 dollars children (because they enjoy it so much more!) Old people are not allowed!