Diary Entry No. 6.15c
"News@5 Eye Witness"

06-15-01

Yesterday was so great. I got on the 5 o'clock news @ 5. Some guy fell of a roof onto some kid, and I was watching the whole thing, hoping it would happen. So that made me a "News @ 5 Eye Witness". I made up some story about how I luckily managed to move an entire class of kindergartners just in time, so they called me a hero. And I'm invited to some dinner, real upscale. I'll have to be on my best behavior. Last time I went to one of those I got kicked out for throwing cheesecake at The Mayor. And a chair at his wife. I'm going to try to get on the news again tomorrow. It's real exhilarating. Quite a rush. I don't know how I'm going to get on the news... I'm thinking about drowning babies. But I'm open to suggestions.