Diary Entry No. 7.13c
Panda Fur Coat


Found me a wallet on the side of the street. Some old lady saw it first, but I got to it first. It had $2,300 in it and a bunch of gold credit cards. I went shopping in the city. I found this exotic animal store. Yeah, I got me this really cool lion head hat. Made of genuine lion head and face. I think it commands respect when out on the town. I bought a great panda skin fur coat. It's got a built in hood/head. Made of: you guessed it! Genuine panda head and face. Only my panda is making kind of a sad face so I think I'm going to wear it with the hood down. If I ever go back I'm gonna get some rhino foot boots. Those things are bad ass.