Diary Entry No. 9.17c
A SPESHIAL DAY INDEID.

09-17-01

I came back to my computer and found what was probably the greatest update ever written ERASED, and mysteriously replaced with this:

HELLO!!! IT IS ROBOT RON! YOU KNOW WHO I AM THO ALREDY I DID TALK TO YOU BEFORE . I DO REMEBER. IT WAS ABOT DINASORE EGGS AND YOU SAID YOU HAD THEM FOR BREKFAST ONCE.

ROBOT FRANK DIDD NOT TELL ME THAT I COULD RITE ON HIS COMUPTER SO HE IS NOT SOPPOSED TO NO. IF YOU DO TELL ROBOT FRANK . OER ELSE I WILL KILL A PUPY NAMED JACK I STELED FROM A STRANG ER! HE WAS A FAT MAN AND HE ONLY HAD ONE EYE AND NO LEGS SO THAT IS WHY I STELE FROM HIM. I WILL STAEL FROM HIM TOMOROW EVEN AND MAYBE FORRVER? WHO AM I TALKING TO?? HELLO?????? WHO IS OUT THER? DO YOU LISTIN TO ME!!!!! I AM GOING FTO CRUSH ROBOT FRANKES COMUPUTER!!!!!! I HATE ROBOT FRANK AND I WILL HIT HIM WITH A BRICK! I AM A ROBOT ATACK MACHINE TODAY. TODAY ISROB OT RON FITE DAY. A SPESHIAL DAY INDEID. [FOR ROBOT RON ONLY]

!!GO ROBOT RON!! [A FITE MASHINE>

:: End Robot Ron Comments.

An update on things... I'm sorry to say "Jack", the puppy, is no longer with us. He died a miserable, painful death, says a witness. Named Leroy Johnson. Leroy went on to say he had a squirrel head in his dresser. Which he plans to feed to a panda bear on his 35th birthday. Then he pulled out a calendar and proceeded to show me when his birthday was. It was a panda calendar too, which I think is worth noting. "12 months of Pandas" it was called.