Diary Entry No. 9.25c
The Ninja Story pt. 1.


I will not be writing in this diary at all for the next few days at least... As far as anybody knows, I'm dead. If anybody calls asking for me, I'm dead. That's the last you heard. You can even go as far as to say you saw me die a painful death. One you would not even wish upon Tony Danza himself; not even in the worst episode of Who's The Boss. Or you can say that I was pushed off a cliff. Or no, say my transmission is shot and I can't afford to fix it. So I'm getting junked. And also say that your prayers are with Me and My Family. Ok, thanks.

Don't ask what this is about. I don't have time to get into details at the moment. Farewell.