HELLO! I am robot Ron! THis is a story about what happened to me! One day I was going to get a pet cat. I had to go to the cat store to get my cat. His name is ROBOT CAT! And when i yell ROBOT CAT DEATH ATTACK!!! he is supposed to help me fight people. But he is not good at that trick. He always just stands there like always! SO I KICK HIM so he will learn!