Elian, with the dad from Fox's "Titus".
Elian Gonzallez is out there! Hiding in a bush or a tree. Scrambling
for pokemon. It is evident to me he is a menace. America doesn't
need an extra little boy and I do not love him at all, not even
a little bit. America looked into it's heart and decided to send
him away (Coming to the conclusion "illigal immigrants suck ass,
old and young alike." -Press Secretary Pete). "Don't Come Back!" is
America's stern warning to that young boy.
If I were Elian I would build a swimming
pool made of pure gold. And fill it with all the pokemon under the
rainbow. Elian is a millionare in Toys R Us money. They reportedly
donated half their "Geofery Dollars" to ensuring Young Elian's bright
future. Elian was the saddest thing that ever happend to the world. My heart goes
out to that young boy. When Elian finally goes to the big playground in the
sky, he will at long last truely be free. God bless him. His dad in Cuba spent all
off his money. What a terrible thing! I don't know this for certain, but
it is my fair assumption. What he did with all the money is
anyone's guess. I would have blown it all on Soul
Calibur down at the arcade. Or on milk shakes & pizza pies. I've always
wanted a duck.
Elian needs a home! He could
The Woods: Elian could collect berries.
McDonald's: If you hide in the ball pit you can stay all night.
A Cave: This is very dangerous. Beware young Elian.
Elian Gonzallez is my favorite little boy. He enjoys sports and american
cartoons. And professional wrestling as well. I thought I saw him at a
pro-wrestling event. He was cheering for The Giant I remember because
I was rooting for The Macho Man, as always. Well the Macho Man
won that night so I'm sure Elian was devistated. As I had hoped for him
Elian getting ready to drown a puppy. His father sent it to him from Cuba special for this day.
Beware of Elian Gonzallez. Word is spreading The Elian Gonzallez camp may go
for a second border penetration attempt. Comments released yesterday by
Elian's publicist stated "I am a slippery snake and will creep through the
cracks." Bold words from young Elain. The US Government is reportedly
sending ninjas to resolve the issue.